Product Description :
The Groom’s Game Over Stress PuttyThe quest was long and enemies many, but you stormed the castle and rescued the princess.
She’s now standing before you in a pristine white wedding dress as you exchange vows.
Congratulations, player, Game Over.
Your days of carefree adventuring are over, but at least you’ve got someone to play with your joystick.
If you’re feeling frustrated, you need Game Over Groom”s Stress Putty.
Your Only Boss Battle Is Against the LawnmowerMarried life is like a role-playing game where you earn points for doing the dishes and remembering birthdays.
It’s hard to find time to take on the bad guys and save the world when the lawn needs to be mowed, and you can’t miss date night.
It’s game over, man, but don’t worry.
You’ve got The Groom’s Game Over Therapy Putty to soothe your frustrations when the princess you saved becomes the big boss battle.
Bonus Gamer Hack Squeeze a handful of stress putty, sit in silence, and accept that she”s always right.
It”s the only way to win.
A Nervous Groom”s Best FriendThe sweetest bride can turn into a fire-breathing, turbo bridezilla under typical wedding stress, but what about the groom? Piled with wedding responsibilities, going from bachelor to husband in two little words, and keeping the bride from blowing her top is enough to drive any guy crazy.
Surprise the groom-to-be with a funny tin of Groom Stress Putty to help him soothe away stress.
It’s a fun addition to engagement gifts, bachelor party favors, care packages, bridal shower gift baskets, Christmas stocking stuffers, or stag party gag gifts.
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
Product Details :
Detail | Value |
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Package Dimensions | 3.2 x 3.2 x 1 inches |
Item Weight | 3.98 ounces |
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